Saturday, 23 June 2012

BATTLE OF STUPIDITY-SHINCHAN V/S INDIA TV(RAJAT SHARMA)




Somewhere on the "TRP island" - Rajat Sharma's secret hideout


HAHAHAHA!! I WILL DESTROY EVERY BRAIN THROUGH MY EVIL AND STUPID INDIA TV!!

meanwhile - the evil plans of india tv were taking shape

















ALL THIS WAS TOO MUCH FOR OUR SUPERHERO- SHINCHAN NOHARA





NOO! I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE!! NO ONE CAN BE MORE STUPID THAN ME!
I WONT LET YOU WIN RAJAT SHARMA!! I TOGETHER WITH SIDDHANJAY WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE!!



AND HE RE-DISCOVERED HIS GROOVE

I HAVE NO IDENTITY OF MY OWN...I AM HERE TO PLUNGE THIS WORLD INTO WHAT IT IS MEANT FOR...STUPIDIY!! I WILL SAVE THE STUPID NEWS CHANNELS FROM GOING BONKERS!!BECAUSE I AM WHAT I AM... I AM THE GREAT SHIN-CHAN!!
AND SO.. SHINCHAN FLEW .. TO RAJAT SHARMA'S ULTRA-AWESOME HIDEOUT

I WAS EXPECTING YOU SHINCHAN



STOP ALL THIS NONSENSE!!STOP FOOLING THE INDIAN AUDIENCE WITH ALL THIS BULLSHIT ELSE I WILL DESTROY YOU AND YOUR CHANNEL BY MY SUPERPOWERS!


I WANT MY CHANNEL'S TRP TO RISE LIKE HELL! MUJHE PATA HAI TUM YAHAN SE ITNI AASANI SE NAHIJAANE WALE...ISLIYE MAINE MERE BHI ATTACKS READY RAKHE HAI!!







KYA KAHA?? EK CHOOTE BACCHE PE ATTACK??ARRE MUJHE KAM SE KAM BACCHA SAMAJH KE TO CHHOD DO!!






BUT THE EVIL RAJAT's INDIA TV TEAM HAD ALREADY DONE SOME BACKGROUND RESEARCH ON SHINCHAN's WEAKNESSES... SO HE UNLEASHES HIS ATTACK

IT IS CAPSICUM(shimla mirch)! NOW RAJAT KNOWS THAT SHINCHAN HATES CAPSICUM!!




BUT SOMEHOW OUR HERO SURVIES THE ATTACK!!!
HO GAYA KYA TERA!!AA GAYA MAZA? ISSE ACCHE ATTACKS TO MERI MUMMY KARTI HAI!!
TUM IS ATTACK SE TO BACH GAYE PAR MERA AGLA NEWS ATTACK TUMHE HILAA DEGA!
TAARIF KE LIYE SHUKRIYAA!!

    AND THEN RAJAT SHARMA'S NEXT NEWS IS REALLY SHOCKING





ISNE TO SACHME HILAA DAALA!!
MAI TO POORA HIL GAYA!!
AB TERA AUR NAHI CHALEGA... AB MUJHE MERI MUMMY KO BULANA HI PADEGA..MERI MUMMY SIR PE TUJHE JORDAAR TAPLI MAREGI TAKLE!!


ABBE OYE RAJAT SHARMA...SIDHE SIDHE HAAR MAAN LE WARNA TERE TAKLE PE ZOR SE BAJA DOONGI
ABHI ABHI SOOTRON SE PATA CHALA HAI KI ISKON MALL BE 50% OFF SEASON SALE LAGI HAI!!
KYA KAHA?? 50% OFF SEASON SALE!!! SORRY SHINCHAN MUJHE JAANA HOGA..TUM KHELO UNCLE KE SAATH!!
SOB SOB...AB TO MUMMY BHI CHALI GAYI... AB TO MAI AKELA PAD GAYA!!
BUT THE EVIL RAJAT SHARMA USES THIS OPPORUNITY AND UNLEASHES HIS MOST DEADLY ATTACK!!!..THE "HIMESH RESHAMIYA" NEWS!!




HAHAHA!! NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU??? WANT SOME MORE?? TAKE THIS!!



























I dare you to spot the cow inside the encircled area!!
(psssst....it's flying)



 
SHINCHAN IS COMPLETELY EXHAUSTED NOW SO HE CALLS ACTION KARMEN,
SORRY SHINCHAN PAR MAI ABHI "AAJ TAK" AUR MR. SANSANI SE FIGHT KAR RAHA HUN TO TUM KISI AUR KO BULA LO 

NOW SHINCHAN HAS ONLY ONE OPTION LEFT,HE CALLS "ACTION SIDDHANJAY" 
AND ACTION SIDDHANJAY BEATS THE HELL OUT OF INDIA TV


 



AND THEN FINALLY... THE "ACTION DOORDARSHAN BEAM"


THAT BRAINWASHED PEOPLE TO WATCH ONLY ONE CHANNEL FROM NOW ON -


  




NOOO!!!PEOPLE ARE NOW NOT WATCHING MY BULLSHIT...NOW THEY ARE WATCHING SENSIBLE NEWS...I AM NOW DEAD WITHOUT MY TRP



THIS WAS TOO MUCH FOR RAJAT! HE DIDNT SURVIVE A MINUTE W/O TRP! PEOPLE WATCHING SENSIBLE NEWS DESTROYED THE IDIOT!!

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED !!!


THANK YOU SHINCHAN FOR SAVING THE WORLD!!
YO BABY! HUD HUD DABAANG!

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